Simple

Sun shine Walk

Beauty in black

Chiky chiks

Dancing

Green eyes

Drinking and dancing

Showing BooBs in Cam

Sexy Dance Infront of Cam

Arabic

Murree Hotel

Cute Baby Sleeping

PREETO

Preeto comes nuude in front of the guests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: What’s this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha “Serve hot without dressing”

AAP Ka BAAP

Aik teacher ko susu k naam se sakt nafrat thi… Teacher ne students se kaha… \”JAB SUSU AAYE TO BOLNA AAP AAYA HAI… \” Aik din aik student ko POTI aa rahi thi… aur wo buri buri shaklay bana raha tha…. Teacher: \”AAP AAYA HAI???\” student: \”NAHI AAP KA BAAP AAYA HAI….

AAAM KAY Chilkay

eik saadhu gali sey ja raha tha key upar se brazer us key moun par aa giree . . .
Saadhu ne kaha : Aay prabhu yeh teri kesi leeela hay aaaam ki ghutlia koi aur choos raha hay,
aur chilkay mujhe par phenk raha hay

STUDENT

Student
Bacha kese peda hota he
Mis
Asman se Pari ati he or maa k takiye k neche Phol rak kr chli jati he
2nd stdnt
Mis kya wo thoka thaki wala kam khatm hogya.

PROMISE

Mai Aaj Qasam Khaata Hun..
K Aaj Se Har Ladki Ko Maa Samjhunga…
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Apne Hone Wale Bachhon Ki.

MAMMA

Aisa konsa word hai
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Jisy Bachy bolain to Acha lagta hai.
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Aur baray bolain to Bura lagta hai.
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MAMMA…

PAN And Cigarette

Agar app cigarette nahi peetay,
Naswar nahi rakhtay,
Pan nahi khaatay,
charas nahi peetay,
Sharab nahi peetay,
Samad bond nahi soongtay,
Larki nahi taartay,
Bachi nahi phansatay,
Tu humari web site par log in karain,
www.paida-kyun-hua-bhosrike.com

SARDAR G

Sardar ne car speed sey chlaty hoye biwi sey kaha:
Dekhya meri speedaan.
Achank car band ho gai:
Or uski biwi hansney lagi.
Sardar: Oye tu hans kiyon rhi aye?
Sardarni: Menu raat da wela yaad ah giya.

MOTI BIWI

Aadi raat ko aadmi apni Moti Biwi se: Begum! Sisak sisak k marna acha hai ya aik dum?
Biwi: EK dum.
Aadmi: To phir apni doosri taang bhi mere ooper rakh do.

RADHA

A man jumps into bed & starts sex.
Women in bed says:Jija jee mein aap ki biwi nahe sali hoon RADHA!!!
Man:Ab kahan ki RADHA jab ghus gaya aadha….!

Parwana

Parwane Ko Shama Pe Jal Ke Kuch To Milta Ho Ga
“”FÄRÄZ””
“”Sirf Marne Ki Khatir To Koi Bund pange Nahi leta..